Dearest Vlingo Brethren,
Life on the front lines can be brutal and lonely. Especially when you’re supposed countryman left the rations in his other minivan, and your cotton-poly blend undershorts have begun to rot following a particularly rainy Battle of Antietam. Despite the difficulty, it is those truly authentic moments that make Civil War reenacting so awesome. The literature I have read suggests that the common infantrymen would go weeks at a time without so much as a single well-seasoned hot wing. I know. Truly barbaric conditions.
Just when I thought I couldn’t go on, the guy who fires our cannons showed me this app on his Android phone – Vlingo. Life with a virtual assistant is totally awesome! If you want to know what life is like living on the edge of technology and Civil War reenacting, check out my video.